Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.

• If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
• If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
• If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
• If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
• She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. 
• So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

(Source: thegreatprocrastinaire)